For those of you who didn't know, Patagonia is very, very big.
I spent the last ten days hiking through mountains and past glacial lakes, over every terrain imaginable: chapparel, forest, beach, coast, desert (-ish), through snow, ice and wind. Although Greenpeace wants you to fear that there aren't any glaciers anymore, there are in fact tons of glaciers and you see them on just about every mountainside that's high enough. The lakes that dot the landscape are the bluest of blues, amazing fresh glacial water that looks amazing and tastes excellent (take that, evian!). But most of all, everything's huge: the lakes, the mountains, everything. It's enough to make a man feel very, very small...
Meredith and I spent her birthday backpacking through Torres del Paine national park in Chile, celebrating it by setting up our tent in the rain and passing out early. Chile was beautiful but fucking expensive, and they go out of their way to charge you a million hidden fees ("bus terminal use fees", for instance). The bus ride out of Chile into Argentine Tierra del Fuego had three bus transfers, two in the middle of nowhere, and we spent a significant portion of our time crammed into tiny-ass minivans driving through the hills. We did, however, see dolphins while crossing the Straight of Magellan, which was bonus. Everywhere we went the animals were fearless, like the hawk that hung out while we were eating out lunch at 1500 meters, waiting for us to peace out so he could eat the crumbs from our lunch. I never knew that hawks liked bacon, but now I know...
Finally, we departed from Ushuaia's "Malvinas Argentinas" airport after paying an AR$25 airport use fee, back to warm, sweaty Buenos Aires. Thank you very much, Patagonia, but I'm glad to be back.